[Hey Peter, you totally wanted some alien asshole to leave a message on your phone for when you come back, right?]
You need to work on your "runniing away from giiant tree2" 2kiill2 becau2e thii2 ii2 dumb. For multiiple rea2on2. The mo2t pre22iing right now beiing that a2 II'm 2endiing you thii2 me22age, Kiirk ii2 beiing a dumba22 and wiill hopefully be 2tiill aliive by the tiime you come back 2o you can yell 2ome 2en2e iinto the a22hole.
II don't know iif you're buddiie2, dude2 who ju2t fuck each other, famiily, or reiincarnated long 2eparated lover2 from another tiime, but 2eriiou2ly calm hiim the fuck down.
[Wrapped in shining paper with iridescent ribbons, the package is both unassuming and suspiciously neat considering the wear and tear creeping in around the edges of Verdance Bluffs. Folded inside a small gold envelope is a type written note:]
SWEET DAY, SO COOL, SO CALM, SO BRIGHT THE BRIDAL OF THE EARTH AND SKY; THE DEW SHALL WEEP THY FALL TO-NIGHT, FOR THOU MUST DIE
[Inside, Peter will find an 8-track tape. When played, he will hear the blood curdling screams of something inhuman, or perhaps it is human. A human pushed to their very limits. They scream Peter's name, pleading.
Occasionally, the screamer sounds exactly like Peter's mother.]
[ It's taken him several minutes to decide on that message. He knows it probably isn't the best one, considering his... past behavior. But everything else he tried just read even worse. ]
audio. | dec. 12th
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text, 26th
You need to work on your "runniing away from giiant tree2" 2kiill2 becau2e thii2 ii2 dumb. For multiiple rea2on2. The mo2t pre22iing right now beiing that a2 II'm 2endiing you thii2 me22age, Kiirk ii2 beiing a dumba22 and wiill hopefully be 2tiill aliive by the tiime you come back 2o you can yell 2ome 2en2e iinto the a22hole.
II don't know iif you're buddiie2, dude2 who ju2t fuck each other, famiily, or reiincarnated long 2eparated lover2 from another tiime, but 2eriiou2ly calm hiim the fuck down.
text, feb 1st???
The 20th | A neatly wrapped package outside your door...
THE BRIDAL OF THE EARTH AND SKY;
THE DEW SHALL WEEP THY FALL TO-NIGHT,
FOR THOU MUST DIE
[Inside, Peter will find an 8-track tape. When played, he will hear the blood curdling screams of something inhuman, or perhaps it is human. A human pushed to their very limits. They scream Peter's name, pleading.
Occasionally, the screamer sounds exactly like Peter's mother.]
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text. | feb. 18th | after seeing sally's network post
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text. | feb. 22nd | late morning
[ It's taken him several minutes to decide on that message. He knows it probably isn't the best one, considering his... past behavior. But everything else he tried just read even worse. ]
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night of the 13th, because backdating is for cool kids
what are you up to
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Took me awhile to find your name. How are you?
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[4/4] SURPRISE DONE
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May 1st | text
[ The one where they are basically being told they need to get on a train or die? ]
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June 15th
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text;
it ceases to mean anything if you say a word enough
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