Hah, you know, even being human myself, well half human if we wanna get all technical, I totally understand that. Though I think people in general can be weird like that.
So what're you then? [Asked cause he's a curious ducky.]
Yeah my mom did the bed sheet boogie with an alien and I didn't even know it. Like I don't wanna think about my mom doing that. [He loves his mom so damn much, lets stop talking about her doing his alien dad he doesn't know. Okay.]
Annnd that's the thing, don't actually know the answer to that. Don't know who my dad is, what he is exactly. Just that he's not human and I'm not fully human either. Thought all my life I was until just recently.
[But hey, no biggie.]
Oh dude, sweet. So you've got the pointed ears, huh? Always thought that looked really cool.
I am very sorry that you never had a chance to meet your father. [Or grow some obsession and very unhealthy fixation on father-figures like he has. His head gives a small tilt as he thinks about if that came due to seeing his own father's brutal murder and sequential desecration of the body ... then just wanting to keep those men who were in his life safe and protected became just a sick fascination with them.
No, it probably is just that they're super hot.]
I do have the pointed ears. I fear that few humans liked them where I came from. [Then he cut their faces and let them be mutilated pieces to shamble about for thinking negative thinks with their opinions. He hums. Now everyone has only nice things to say about him.
Nah, it's okay. Like... pretty sure he's still alive some where? Just don't know where. Sure it'll happen some day.
[And he'll punch him in the face for leaving his mom and not being around when she was sick and dying. Not even about not being there for him, just. Not being there for Meredith.]
Eh, humans are... we're fickle I guess. At least on Earth where I was born, I remember everyone always being really snotty about the dumbest shit. I ended up living on a space ship, out in the galaxy, seeing all sorts of different planets, people, so pointed ears aren't even that crazy anymore. Just always thought they were cool.
[He remembers first really thinking pointed ears were cool watching re-runs of Star Trek: TOS. Spock was super cool okay.]
Haha, you know, I really can't think of anyone else ever calling me sweet before.
[Asshole, jerk, dick, a multitude of swear words or rude names in other languages. Sweet? Nah.]
Ehhh, not sure it'll be that warm. Guess we'll see.
[He's certainly not going to run at his father with open arms, that's for sure. He has a lot of questions. A lot.]
Haha, yeah, I dig you. Haven't used that phrase in a looong time.
[It's always funny hearing someone who obviously doesn't say things like that use the phrase. Doesn't come out naturally, but Yaha does still seem to mean it. Kinda cute.]
Well I mean, back when I was on Earth it was. Haven't been back since uh, well since I ended up here. Can't say I've heard anyone use it yet, wasn't in anyone's vocabulary on in space either.
So I think it's totally fine, but others may think it's old hat.
I like it. Makes me think of digging a grave for someone. You would only put so much effort in for a person that you care about. Or a person that you greatly hate. But I generally think it is mostly for the latter than the former that anyone wastes their time toiling.
Just don't be surprised if some people maaaybe make fun of you for some of them. Honestly in this place it's probably the only entertainment they'll have.
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I say ... things.
People get confused. [Then they bleed.]
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[People are typically dicks.]
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[As he tries to start ripping and tearing pieces and red out of the person.]
But it does not ever seem to ... reach them.
[A sigh.]
Humans are very difficult to understand.
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So what're you then? [Asked cause he's a curious ducky.]
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And, I am an elf.
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Annnd that's the thing, don't actually know the answer to that. Don't know who my dad is, what he is exactly. Just that he's not human and I'm not fully human either. Thought all my life I was until just recently.
[But hey, no biggie.]
Oh dude, sweet. So you've got the pointed ears, huh? Always thought that looked really cool.
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No, it probably is just that they're super hot.]
I do have the pointed ears. I fear that few humans liked them where I came from. [Then he cut their faces and let them be mutilated pieces to shamble about for thinking negative thinks with their opinions. He hums. Now everyone has only nice things to say about him.
Yaha misses home.] Again, I find you very sweet.
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[And he'll punch him in the face for leaving his mom and not being around when she was sick and dying. Not even about not being there for him, just. Not being there for Meredith.]
Eh, humans are... we're fickle I guess. At least on Earth where I was born, I remember everyone always being really snotty about the dumbest shit. I ended up living on a space ship, out in the galaxy, seeing all sorts of different planets, people, so pointed ears aren't even that crazy anymore. Just always thought they were cool.
[He remembers first really thinking pointed ears were cool watching re-runs of Star Trek: TOS. Spock was super cool okay.]
Haha, you know, I really can't think of anyone else ever calling me sweet before.
[Asshole, jerk, dick, a multitude of swear words or rude names in other languages. Sweet? Nah.]
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[Mmn.]
Cool? Oh, like, you dig me?
[A soft laugh.]
Well, I dig you, too.
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[He's certainly not going to run at his father with open arms, that's for sure. He has a lot of questions. A lot.]
Haha, yeah, I dig you. Haven't used that phrase in a looong time.
[It's always funny hearing someone who obviously doesn't say things like that use the phrase. Doesn't come out naturally, but Yaha does still seem to mean it. Kinda cute.]
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[Hm? In a long time?]
Is it not a natural phrase?
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So I think it's totally fine, but others may think it's old hat.
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... old hat?
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[Yaha that's almost sweet, but kinda creepy.]
It's a saying. Means something is old fashioned. No longer the cool thing to say or do.
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I shall keep that in mind! Thank you for giving me so many more new sayings to use.
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Just don't be surprised if some people maaaybe make fun of you for some of them. Honestly in this place it's probably the only entertainment they'll have.
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I understand what it is to need entertainment.
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[Now you gotta explain what that means, Peter.]
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How surprisingly filthy of you to say, Peter!
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You don't even know the half of it.
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Don't wanna kiss and tell, man.
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Most have different feelings after talking to me for too long.
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