[Hey Peter, you totally wanted some alien asshole to leave a message on your phone for when you come back, right?]
You need to work on your "runniing away from giiant tree2" 2kiill2 becau2e thii2 ii2 dumb. For multiiple rea2on2. The mo2t pre22iing right now beiing that a2 II'm 2endiing you thii2 me22age, Kiirk ii2 beiing a dumba22 and wiill hopefully be 2tiill aliive by the tiime you come back 2o you can yell 2ome 2en2e iinto the a22hole.
II don't know iif you're buddiie2, dude2 who ju2t fuck each other, famiily, or reiincarnated long 2eparated lover2 from another tiime, but 2eriiou2ly calm hiim the fuck down.
text, 26th
You need to work on your "runniing away from giiant tree2" 2kiill2 becau2e thii2 ii2 dumb. For multiiple rea2on2. The mo2t pre22iing right now beiing that a2 II'm 2endiing you thii2 me22age, Kiirk ii2 beiing a dumba22 and wiill hopefully be 2tiill aliive by the tiime you come back 2o you can yell 2ome 2en2e iinto the a22hole.
II don't know iif you're buddiie2, dude2 who ju2t fuck each other, famiily, or reiincarnated long 2eparated lover2 from another tiime, but 2eriiou2ly calm hiim the fuck down.
text, feb 1st???