Excuse you. Since when did being 'no homo' mean he couldn't help a dude to a car? And for saying you can find cuter dudes to bang, you sure are trying so hard to not touch him back.

"Yeah fine. It might slightly be my fault you got your head bashed in. I guess I can cough up a few units." His eyes wander to the thigh pressed to his. Warm and inviting... Peter, now is not the time to think about feeling someone up. Not when you're both hurt and miserable.

Actually maybe it's THE BEST time. Distract from the pain and all. He could just slide his gloved hand right along the inside of Kirk's thigh, rubbing, groping, sliiiding upwards... wait whoa. Um. Stop staring intently at said dude's thigh/dick region while pondering this course of action, Peter. Just gonna awkwardly clear his throat and look out the window.

"Yeah yeah, quiet."