"I was offering to help fix your nose, dumbass. I can find way cuter guys to bang than you." So there. Get off it now. Goober. That was somehow taller than him. And what the fuck touching him after being all 'no homo'. Mixed signals, Quail-bird.

He makes a face, "I can walk just fine." Followed by, "You're paying for this ride since you got your wallet back."

He's sprawling out in the backseat with a groan, thigh pressing against Peter's as he gives the address. As the car drives on, "I got a roommate. We need to be quiet because he's really fuckin' crabby if you wake him up."