Yeah my mom did the bed sheet boogie with an alien and I didn't even know it. Like I don't wanna think about my mom doing that. [He loves his mom so damn much, lets stop talking about her doing his alien dad he doesn't know. Okay.]

Annnd that's the thing, don't actually know the answer to that. Don't know who my dad is, what he is exactly. Just that he's not human and I'm not fully human either. Thought all my life I was until just recently.

[But hey, no biggie.]

Oh dude, sweet. So you've got the pointed ears, huh? Always thought that looked really cool.